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Monday, March 24, 2014

To Do: Not These Things

I'm really into to-do lists lately. I make one at least every day, some times more than that. I make them for what I need to do for school, for work, for real life, for the future, for when I need to organize research I'm doing (such as, "How not to suck at networking"). Literally everything in my life gets a list. If I did the whole "Stuff I'm into" regular blog post series, the only thing on it for the past two months would be the bulleted list. If I died tomorrow, on my tombstone it would say:

Here lies Victoria. She was a:

  • Wife
  • Daughter
  • Sister
  • Friend
  • Etc.

I think you get the point. 

So I told you in my last post that I've been having trouble with inspiration lately. I do have things floating around in my brain that I'd like to share, however they seem so mundane that I lose interest and don't write about them, or they're so serious that I avoid writing about them because it involves thinking and feelings and those are hard. I'm really good at avoiding things. Add that to my tombstone list.

All I really know how to write anymore are lists! So now I'm going to share a not to-do list. This is a list of things I could write about because they're taking up space in my head, but I'll spare you because they're really stupid and lame and would not make great blog posts.

Things I Could Write About But Won't Because They're Really Stupid and Lame:
  • My favorite things to eat with peanut butter
  • My favorite brands of cereal (spoiler alert: it's just Lucky Charms)
  • Weird things my dog does
  • My favorite types of glitter
  • My theories regarding the AMC original series Mad Men
  • Color theory
  • Boobs
  • Stuff I hate
  • Why I hate the stuff I hate
  • Drunken reflections on life and love and why
  • My girlcrushes
  • My mancrushes
  • My favorite animals
  • Why those animals are my favorite animals
  • Stuff I think about when I should be doing work (of course you could always just follow me on Twitter if you're really interested)
    • Selfies
    • What to eat for lunch/dinner/dessert
    • What my life will be like a year from now
    • Funny quotes from TV shows and shit
    • What would happen if someone walked in and saw me staring into space and laughing to myself
  • Stuff I think about when I'm driving
    • I fucking hate driving
    • I want to be home
    • Why are there so many goddamn potholes
    • My car sucks
  • My favorite brands of nail polish
  • My method to painting my nails
  • My favorite Lean Cuisines
  • Space shit
  • Types of cookies I want to bake
  • Craft projects I want to do but never will
  • The evolution of my hair
  • How I always manage to write a million words when I think I have nothing to say.


  1. Hahaha, you are so funny! I think many of these would make awesome blog posts! There have been many times when I've been nervous to post something because it's too personal or weird or stupid, but I'm just like, ah fuck it and I hit 'publish' anyway. Some of those have been my most popular posts. :) I would particularly love to know how you paint your nails because I am SO bad at it haha.

    1. Ha, thanks! I'm glad someone appreciates my weird sense of humor. I will honestly probably write about a few of these someday. But since I basically stole my method of nail-painting from nail bloggers, I'll just give you a link to where I learned. Enjoy! :)


  2. 1. Please write about GLITTER!!!! 2. Also, some of those things would make great blogs posts (and by some, I mean boobs, and by boobs, I mean more like the things you hate and your feelings about them).


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